A liberal “womanizing pig” in a God fearing wholesome red city ruled by the God fearing wholesome corporate offices of Kerr-McGee. If Jesus were here right now he would teach you a few things about your womanizing ways. But alas you will have to wait till sometime next week or the week after. He is having some difficulty crossing the border because with all the hurricanes and such it is just no fun to forge the Rio unless some nationalistic redneck is there to make a fool of by screaming ” open borders for all” in the dark where he cannot get a good shot. They fall for this old trick so repeatedly that one simply has to believe in intelligent design otherwise why would God provide such a robust level of pleasure to the instigator. Womanizing at your level is best left to our latin kin because they have a culture that provides the necessary justification and the tight pants. What would a bull fighter be if not a Romeo that happens to get medieval on livestock and excessively outgoing around women as compared to say a Edmond conservative where the opposite might be true.

There probably should be some clever summation to this that ties the story line together in a way that provides the reader or JL with some orgasmic ephedrine type of revelation about life in the big city but all I can really say is congratulations and keep on blogging.

Stringband