Comments on: wrist hurts http://johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/ I just blather on and on about stuff that interests me, mostly politics and sex and sometimes movies and art. Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:42:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1 By: RebL http://johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/#comment-23 Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:32:22 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/#comment-23 L O L !

]]> By: laocoon http://johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/#comment-22 Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:57:56 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/#comment-22 Like Nixon, I have a “secret plan” to end my war on my lungs. I’m invading Cambodia. No wait. That WAS Nixon and Vietnam. I’m invading Iraq. No. That’s Bush.

I’m going on a trip out of town sometime between now and Christmas and when I get back, I’ll have three days of non-smoking under my belt. That’s the plan. Claudine bought me the starter patches and some lozenges and I already have the nicorette gum.

Then, I’m going to use crack as a substitute because it will be an easier habit to break than cigarets. Maybe heroin, but I dislike needles. I think smoking opium would be good, but I’m trying not to put such destructive smoke into my lungs. Oh, wait! You have to smoke crack, too. OK. So, I don’t have this part of the plan well worked out yet. Pills and booze? Nope, I don’t drink. OK OK OK, I’ve got it. Huffing gold spray paint and thinners and glue. Nope, that’s still the lungs. Damn. OK, I’ll work on this part and you just pray. I’m thinking a miracle is just about my only hope, but, I’ve seen miracles in my own life so there’s still a chance.

Love you, dear.

Dad

]]> By: RebL http://johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/#comment-21 Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:43:59 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2005/10/31/wrist-hurts/#comment-21 First, I hope that you are able to kick the cig habit. I love you and want to keep you around forever. Lecture over.

Second, American Spirit is supposed to be free of the chemical toxins. I’m sure you know all about those, so I’ll leave it at that.

Third, the country is going to hell in a handbasket, so you may as well just continue smoking until the world nukes us anyway.

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