here’s the website, I’m not even trying to be in charge of this thing, I’m just lookin’ to get laid, as usual.

1) Are all guns to be fired simultaneously at a particular moment, or are participants allowed leeway as to time of detonation? Or does it have to regularly spaced, like the cannons in the 1812 Overture?

2) If one happens to be partnerless on that day, is it permitted to “bop one’s own bishop” or “rough up one’s own suspect?”

3) If you’re lazy but want to participate in the spirit of the thing, can you fake one?

I’ll need a ruling on this, Yer Honor….