Comments on: D-stracted http://johnrlong.com/2006/11/28/d-stracted/ I just blather on and on about stuff that interests me, mostly politics and sex and sometimes movies and art. Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:42:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1 By: westika http://johnrlong.com/2006/11/28/d-stracted/#comment-194 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:28:34 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2006/11/28/d-stracted/#comment-194 OMG! How did you know? You are so right on. I know you were prophesying only to me because that is so my entire life. OMFG.

]]> By: John X http://johnrlong.com/2006/11/28/d-stracted/#comment-193 Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:27:42 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2006/11/28/d-stracted/#comment-193 I always wanted to call the Psychic Hotline, and when they asked “Who am I talking to?” I’d say:

“You tell me, Kreskin—-you’re the psychic.”

Here’s my predictions:

You will meet a man with a goatee. He will smile and greet you, then ask if he can borrow a dollar for a cup of coffee. Then he will say, “As long as I’m borrowing, can you make it twenty?”

His name is John X. Open your wallet to him. He is your friend.

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