Comments on: goofballness http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/ I just blather on and on about stuff that interests me, mostly politics and sex and sometimes movies and art. Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:42:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1 By: dzaster http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-247 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:40:06 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-247 Oooooh! Now I GET it.

]]> By: laocoon http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-246 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:03:33 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-246 Not understanding, knowing you do not understand … this is the beginning of wisdom, grasshopper.

Now, go crack me a beer before I slap you upside the haid, woman!

(Was that right, Billybob?)

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]]> By: dzaster http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-245 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:55:17 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-245 For once, I am completely lost. I understand none of this. Where does that leave ME? –dzaster

]]> By: nina http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-244 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 23:42:50 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-244 Hahaha…I just burped and tooted at the same time.

]]> By: laocoon http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-243 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:12:06 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-243 I want to sleep with you. You’re SO beautiful! You have the perfect EYES! It’s just like it’s in my dreams. Can I buy you a drink?

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]]> By: westika http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-242 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:58:02 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-242 So, Basically, if a woman responds to this blog in any way (“You’re right; You’re wrong; You’re cute (oh, Nina, you’ve really done it now);” anything at all) you’ll think she wants to sleep with you?

Well…

Yeah, I see your point.

]]> By: laocoon http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-241 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:42:48 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-241 You’ve hit on another bit of goofballness, by the way.
We goofballs are perfectly comfortable talking about women, as long as you talk about the misogynist version of the female. You know, the ones who are blonde, who can’t drive, are bossy, are stupid, are … you know. See, everytime any goofball tries to step up to the plate and really talk about relationships and the fears that go with them or even tries to ask a question about how to better get along within a relationship, then the goofball’s best friend, another goofball, is right there ready to give him the most obnoxious advice and always always always very bad advice that obviously not gonna work. “You just slap ‘em upside the haid,” the goofball friend says. “That’s all they need, just a good whuppin’ and a hard fuckin’.” Or, so says the goofball who hasn’t been on a date in this century and last got laid by an overlarge Latino of age unknown in some border town back in the 80s and she rolled him for $210 when she was done. We’d like to be a stand up mensch, but we just can’t. We don’t know how and to even ask the question leaves us open to hooting and knee slapping and a general rubbin’ it in.

]]> By: nina http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-240 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:20:42 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-240 Why do all ya’ll goofballs have to be so dang cute? Well, except for the lard ass 3’s of course.

What really stinks is that when we pick one of you we really, really, really like, we DO want to get into your pants and often. And then that scares you goofballs too. Cryin’ shame.

We cootie girls have the same fears you guys do to various degrees. We’re just a bit more comfortable talking about them.

]]> By: mcarp http://johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-239 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:21:19 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/02/13/goofballness/#comment-239 “I just realized! I could’ve had Julia Roberts!”
–Gilbert Gottfried

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