I had a pretty good day today. I went to Barnes and Noble, Borders and Books-a-Million and cut a few random pages out of the last chapter of a few mystery novels, then I went to Homeland and WalMart and filled up my cart with groceries and left the carts mid-aisle and then I went to Paseo and poured a bottle of Ozarka water into the tanks of a few beat up old POS cars.

Hope you guess my name.

David Sedaris on smoking in New Yorker.

Please, kids, don’t smoke. It’s the worst decision of my life that I make 40 times a day. Every week, I have to wipe the haze of soot and bits of sputum off my laptop screen. It’s a nasty, smelly, trashy habit that kills me by the millimeter.

And, God, I love it so.

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I’m not the only one. Here’s someone else with the same problem I have with blogging. AND some of the same problems with dating as Flibbi.

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