Comments on: Seriously, Sarah http://johnrlong.com/2008/09/09/seriously-sarah/ I just blather on and on about stuff that interests me, mostly politics and sex and sometimes movies and art. Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:42:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1 By: mcarp http://johnrlong.com/2008/09/09/seriously-sarah/#comment-553 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:28:09 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/?p=947#comment-553 The big news now, of course, is that she owns the word ‘lipstick,’ and no one else can use it anymore.

Same old story, though. The conservatives complain about how liberals are all just ‘professional victims,’ then just make shit up so they can complain how they’re being mistreated.

]]> By: RebL http://johnrlong.com/2008/09/09/seriously-sarah/#comment-552 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:20:44 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/?p=947#comment-552 As a woman and a mother, I can say with absolute surety and without equivocation that while you develop mad skills, yo, as a mother, that it doesn’t qualify you for the presidency.

Being 35 years of age, a natural born citizen or a citizen at the time of the constitutional writing (and that would be one old hag), and having lived in the country for the last 14 years – THAT qualifies you.

That’s right dude! I read the constitution. Just today I read it to a bunch of 8 YOs. They said the language was too hard, so I broke it down for them Founding Father style. They loved the parts about pardoning offensive behavior and throwing parties for visiting dignitaries.

DOH! You see there? Mommy brain. We were talking about the VEEP. But it stands to reason that those minimum qualifications are still in place. Plus, you can’t have been president for more than two terms and therefore ineligible, though I can’t imagine that you’d go from Prez to Veep. And now I digress.

(Also, the PTA/O is overrated and I only joined just this year so that I could get a discounted school t-shirt after I spilled coffee on myself at registration.)

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