This makes me SO angry at our government

By Dahlia Lithwick, Slate Magazine Senior Editor
Posted Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006, at 3:22 PM ET

It’s an immutable rule of journalism that when you unearth three instances of a phenomenon, you’ve got a story. So, you might think three major reports on Guantanamo Bay, all released within a span of two weeks, might constitute a big story. But somehow they do not.

Guantanamo Bay currently holds over 400 prisoners. The Bush administration has repeatedly described these men as “the worst of the worst.” Ten have been formally charged with crimes and will someday face military tribunals. The rest wait to learn what they have done wrong. Two major studies conclude that most of them have done very little wrong. A third says they are being tortured while they wait.

No one disputes that the real criminals at Guantanamo should be brought to justice. But now we have proof that most of the prisoners are guilty only of bad luck and that we are casually destroying their lives. The first report was written by Corine Hegland and published two weeks ago in the National Journal. Hegland scrutinized the court documents of 132 prisoners—approximately one-quarter of the detainees—who have filed habeas corpus petitions, as well as the redacted transcripts of the hearings that 314 prisoners have received in appearing before military Combatant Status Review Tribunals—the preliminary screening process that is supposed to ascertain whether they are “enemy combatants,” as the Bush administration claims. Hegland’s exhaustive review concludes that most of the detainees are not Afghans and that most were not picked up on the battlefield in Afghanistan. The vast majority were instead captured in Pakistan. Seventy-five of the 132 men are not accused of taking part in hostilities against the United States. The data suggests that maybe 80 percent of these detainees were never al-Qaida members, and many were never even Taliban foot soldiers.

Most detainees are being held for the crime of having “associated” with the Taliban or al-Qaida—often in the most attenuated way, including having known or lived with people assumed to be Taliban, or worked for charities with some ties to al-Qaida. Some had “combat” experience that seems to have consisted solely of being hit by U.S. bombs. Most were not picked up by U.S. forces but handed over to our military by Afghan warlords in exchange for enormous bounties and political payback.

But weren’t they all proved guilty of something at their status review hearings? Calling these proceedings “hearings” does violence to that word. Detainees are assumed guilty until proven innocent, provided no lawyers, and never told what the evidence against them consists of. That evidence, according to another report by Hegland, often consists of little beyond admissions or accusations by other detainees that follow hundreds of hours of interrogations. (A single prisoner at Guantanamo, following repeated interrogation, accused over 60 of his fellow inmates—or more than 10 percent of the prison’s population. Some of his accounts are factual impossibilities.) Another detainee “confessed” following an interminable interrogation, shouting: “Fine, you got me; I’m a terrorist.” When the government tried to list this as a confession, his own interrogators were forced to break the outrageous game of telephone and explain it as sarcasm. A Yemeni accused of being a Bin Laden bodyguard eventually “admitted” to having seen Bin Laden five times: “Three times on Al Jazeera and twice on Yemeni news.” His file: “Detainee admitted to knowing Osama Bin Laden.”

Mark Denbeaux, who teaches law at Seton Hall University in New Jersey, and attorney Joshua Denbeaux published a second report several days after Hegland. They represent two detainees. Their data on the evidence amassed against the entire detainee population jibes with Hegland’s. They evaluated written determinations produced by the government for the Combatant Status Review Tribunals; in other words, the government’s best case against the prisoners, in the government’s own words.

The Seton Hall study found that 55 percent of the detainees are not suspected of having committed any hostile acts against the United States and that 40 percent of the detainees are not affiliated with al-Qaida. Eight percent are listed as having fought for a terrorist group, and 60 percent are merely accused of being “associated with” terrorists—the lowest categorization available. They confirm that 86 percent were captured either by the Northern Alliance or by Pakistan “at a time in which the United States offered large bounties for capture of suspected enemies.” They quote a flier, distributed in Afghanistan at the time of the sweeps that reads: “Get wealth and power beyond your dreams … You can receive millions of dollars helping the anti-Taliban forces catch Al Qaida and Taliban murderers. This is enough money to take care of your family, your tribe, your village for the rest of your life. Pay for livestock and doctors and school books.”

While some of the evidence against the detainees appears damning—11 percent are said to have “met with Bin Laden” (I suppose that includes the guy who saw him on TV)—most are accused of “associating with terrorists” based on having met with unnamed individuals, used a guesthouse, owned a Casio watch, or wearing olive drab clothing. Thirty-nine percent possessed a Kalashnikov rifle—almost as fashionable in that part of the world as a Casio. Many were affiliated with groups not on the Department of Homeland Security’s Terrorist watch list.

The third report was released today by the U.N. Commission on Human Rights. Five rapporteurs spent 18 months investigating conditions at Guantanamo, based on information provided by released detainees or family members, lawyers, and Defense Department documents. The investigators were not scrutinizing charges. They were assessing humanitarian conditions. They declined to visit the camp itself when they were told they’d be forbidden to meet with the prisoners. Their 41-page document concludes that the government is violating numerous human rights—including the ban on torture and arbitrary detention and the right to a fair trial. The investigators were particularly bothered by reports of violent force-feeding of hunger-strikers and interrogation techniques including prolonged solitary confinement; exposure to extreme temperatures, noise, and light; and forced shaving. It concludes: “The United States government should close the Guantanamo Bay detention facilities without further delay” and recommends the detainees be released or tried.

And why doesn’t the government want to put these prisoners on trial? The administration has claimed that it needs these men for their intelligence value; to interrogate them about further 9/11-like plots. But as Hegland reports, by the fall of 2002 it was already common knowledge in the government that “fewer than 10 percent of Guantanamo’s prisoners were high-value terrorist operatives,” according to Michael Scheuer, who headed the agency’s Bin Laden unit from 1999 until he resigned in 2004. Three years later, the government’s own documents reveal that hundreds of hours of ruthless questioning have produced only the quasi-comic, quasi-tragic spectacle of weary prisoners beginning to finger one another.

The government’s final argument is that we are keeping them from rejoining the war against us, a war that has no end. But that is the most disingenuous claim of all: If any hardened anti-American zealots leave Guantanamo, they will be of our own creation. Nothing will radicalize a man faster than years of imprisonment based on unfounded charges; that’s why Abu Ghraib has become the world’s foremost crime school. A random sweep of any 500 men in the Middle East right now might turn up dozens sporting olive drab and Casio watches, and dozens more who fiercely hate the United States. Do we propose to detain them all indefinitely and without charges?

The only real justification for the continued disgrace that is Guantanamo is that the government refuses to admit it’s made a mistake. Releasing hundreds of prisoners after holding them for four years without charges would be big news. Better, a Guantanamo at which nothing has happened in four years. Better to drain the camp slowly, releasing handfuls of prisoners at a time. Last week, and with little fanfare, seven more detainees were let go. That brings the total number of releasees to 180, with 76 transferred to the custody of other countries. Are these men who are quietly released the “best of the worst”? No. According to the National Journal one detainee, an Australian fundamentalist Muslim, admitted to training several of the 9/11 hijackers and intended to hijack a plane himself. He was released to his home government last year. A Briton said to have targeted 33 Jewish organizations in New York City is similarly gone. Neither faces charges at home.

Guantanamo represents a spectacular failure of every branch of government. Congress is willing to pass a bill stripping courts of habeas-corpus jurisdiction for detainees but unwilling to probe what happens to them. The Supreme Court’s decision in Rasul v. Bush conferred seemingly theoretical rights enforceable in theoretical courtrooms. The right to challenge a government detention is older than this country and yet Guantanamo grinds on.

It grinds on because the Bush administration gets exactly what it pays for in that lease: Guantanamo is a not-place. It’s neither America nor Cuba. It is peopled by people without names who face no charges. Non-people facing non-trials to defend non-charges are not a story. They are a headache. No wonder the prisoners went on hunger strikes. Not-eating, ironically enough, is the only way they could try to become real to us.

Just a JOKE!

Keith walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”

His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”

The man says: “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.”

Thanks, Marcy! It was my belly laugh of the day.

Damn that McArp!

Now he’s gone and done it.

Didn’t write about sex at all.

He wrote about love.

The bastard.

Did you know the idea of romantic love is relatively recent? There wasn’t such a thing for the first 150,000 years of human civilisation, it’s only been since the damn French and Italian Renaissance bastards thought it up that it entered popular culture, a mere couple hundred years ago.

Soulmates? Damn, kids. 6 billion people on earth. If you got a soulmate, their name is Chin and they live in Beijing or they are part of the teeming poor of India. No chance whatsoever you’ll find your soulmate in Northwest Oklahoma City. Fuhgettaboutit.

Ask any good shrink. Love is just you projecting your crap on someone else. That’s it. Oh, and a little lust de jour, of course.

Yeah, I know.

I watch movies, too.

Grand and passionate loves at first sight (or, at least within an hour and a half movie).

Crap.

Do you also think there are androids that look like the California Governor walking around trying to terminate people from the past?

Yeah, enough people in enough couplings and maybe every once in awhile, two of them really really hit it off and have a great and lifelong relationship. What makes you think that MUST happen for everyone?

Helluvalot easier for there to be lifelong loves, by the way, when people hooked up at 16 and died at 40, which was the way things pretty much went until World War II and lifespans started getting attenuated to 75.

Of course, all that cynical stuff about romantic love is for the benefit of you guys.

Me, personally, I happen to know for a certain fact that a soulmate is right around the corner for me and that I’m one of the special ones who will find just the right woman to last the rest of my days.

The rest of you, stop being silly.

U.S. Torture Exposed

Iraqis are seething and I don’t blame them. Here are the new pictures of Iraqis being or who have been tortured by Americans at the infamous Abu Ghraib prison and these photos are running 24/7 on Al Jazeera and other Mideast TV stations. Put yourself in their shoes and you’d be up in arms, literally, just as they are.

WARNING! THESE PHOTOS ARE GRAPHIC AND VERY UNPLEASANT. THEY ARE SHOCKING. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE AND ABHOR VIOLENCE YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE.

HERE IS THE LINK:

Photos of U.S. Torture

(My thanks to John X for passing along this link)

Dinner and a Movie

Wednesday night is Paseo dinner and movie night and last night was event filled.

The elusive Milissa made a cameo appearance in her Chanel No. 5 and onion scent whilst the crowd, bolstered by Tall Ed and Leslie G., ate BBQ.

Dan Lay reported we won big in the lottery: $11.00!

Oz, the lovely Deb and I watched Robert Altman’s 70s tour de force, “Nashville”, and Deb hated, Hated HATED it. It’s a funny movie to me, but even more funny was Deb’s negative reaction to the intentionally bad country music.

Caught DeShan, Kelly O, Clint, Brent and two others playing Trivial Pursuit at Poetry Night at GSpot and was treated to another installment of the Cindy and Nixon soap opera.

Sinatra seems now to like the outside EXCEPT it turns out there are other cats in the world and at least one of them is a LOT bigger than my kitten. This is a frightening turn of events for a feline that was sure he was the conquerer of the entire universe up to that point.

Have I mentioned that my home’s decor is now entirely and completely contemporary white sheddings?

It’s The Look, I tell you. I like it so well, I’ve adopted it for most of my wardrobe as well.

Yesterday was so beautiful, I didn’t even go into the office. I put on a denim shirt and drove around with the top down. Wrote on my “grandmother” short story that’s part of my novel of stories I’ve been working on for more than a year.

Mcarp says his name should be pronounced as if he were the middle of 26 kinds of carp (all bottom feeders, he notes), while I think it should be more like “McArp”. It’s his name, of course, but that doesn’t just automatically make him correct. Read his blog and see if you don’t think a reference to a McDonald’s small Arp isn’t a reasonable interpretation. We had an insider’s discussion of stuff going on at his office that I found interesting, but not fodder for this blog at this time.

He took my advice, btw, and did indeed write about sex. It was sorta zen, I thought, but that’s kind of appropos for a zen kinda guy like MCARP.

I haven’t written about the vice president’s hunting contretemps because I just think it’s funny that the media is making such a big deal about this and still lets him slide on the huge lies he told about Iraq and is STILL telling about his role in our Iraq policy. Fox has him on TV for an exclusive interview and doesn’t ask a single question about Scooter Libby or Jack Abramoff? WTF?!?

Drove by a 7-11 last night and their posted price for regular gas was below $2.00/gal. Don’t worry, Exxon-Mobil has still posted the largest profit for any corporation in history.

Kat with a K’s mother has purchased a new car. She sort of needs to learn how to drive it still, but it’s a new car as of right now until she wrecks it. She’s started the destruction by trying to put a CD into a slot that wasn’t the CD player.

A SPECIAL NOTE TO AN INDIVIDUAL READER:

Pimp Jay!

Ahh, valentine's day

When my children were small enough to be exchanging valentines in their grade school classes, I started handing out the “penny dreadfuls” to random people. Both my children are now in their mid 30s.

It’s the most fun I have all year, excepting the grandkids on Christmas morning.

I’m doing it again today. I’ve already hit my three favorite coffee spots, the Red Cup, Will’s and Starbucks at Nichols Hills Plaza.

This year, I sent a select few folks an email valentine. This especially for those who live out of town.

It’s a “random act of kindness” kind of event for me. The reaction I get from strangers and friends alike is very positive.

From my perspective, there’s plenty of hate and angst in the world but a deficit of kindness and love. There are far more wonderful people in the world than there are complete jerks and sociopathic criminals, but the latter get all the press.

Too bad.

I strongly urge you to do something really nice for yourself and go out and be nice to someone you don’t even know. Naw, I ain’t solving world hunger or finding a cure for cancer and I know that. It’s just fun.

Maybe you’ll make someone’s day. Maybe you’ll give someone hope. Maybe you’ll have no effect on the world at all other than improve your own mood.

That’s enough to make it worth it.

If you’re a Christian, chalk it up to “love thy neighbor” and feel your closeness to your Creator.

All I really know is that it makes me feel good.

I love you. A whole big bunch of you. Not just the girly girls I flirt with, either.

If you see me today, don’t be shy: demand a heart sticker for your lapel. I’ve got one just for you.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

The Webmaster "Speaks"

Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when
his telephone rings.

“Hallo, Mr. Chirac!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy
Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform
you that we are officially declaring war on you!”

“Well, Paddy,” Chirac replied, “This is indeed important news! How
big is your army?”

“Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is
myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the
entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!”

Chirac paused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my
army waiting to move on my command.”

“Begoora!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. “Mr. Chirac, the war is
still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!”

“And what equipment would that be Paddy?” Chirac asks.

“Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.”

Chirac sighs amused. “I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks
and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my
army to 150,000 since we last spoke.”

“Saints preserve us!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to get back to you.”

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. “Mr. Chirac, the war is
still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified
Jackie McLaughlin’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the
cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!”

Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must
tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My
military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile
sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!”

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” says Paddy, “I will have to ring you
back.” Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. “Top o’ the
mornin’, Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to
call off the war.”

“Really? I am sorry to hear that,” says Chirac. “Why the sudden
change of heart?”

“Well,” says Paddy, “we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness,
and decided there is no fookin’ way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.”

More personal crap

Overheard at an AA meeting:

“I’ve spent my life believing that if you love me, you don’t love me enough, and if you criticise me, you have gone too far.”

I certainly seem to operate like that, but I never heard it expressed in this way — the way that makes it sound as selfish and self centered as it really is.

It’s part of the reason another friend of mine says we shouldn’t call it AA, we should call it “Grow Up”.

On the other hand, I’m starting to feel homogenized and, well, like pasteurized processed cheese food product.

Therapy.

12 Step.

Church of What’s Happening Now, starring Robin Meyers.

Self Help Books

Workbooks

Introspection

Journaling

Blogging

Maudlin, self-involved poetry

Mostly, I don’t want to be noticed while I occupy the limelight.

I want it to be OK — WITH ME — to be pretty good while still flawed.

I’m ready to graduate or whatever. Just live and not go to AA meetings or to see Jolly Dr. Max or to have angst about missing Mom’s birthday nor to have all my ego tied up in my relationship to some girlfriend/lover/fantasy.

I want this wind to die down. It’s making me edgy.

It’s another full moon and I’m in Cancerian/Moon Child high alert.

Life is struggle. I’m going to go embrace that.

P.S. MCARP!!! Put on some socks.

Quick Personal Note

I had a terrific time at Galileo’s last night. Son del Barrio is a salsa band and people got up and danced and had a really good time. I got up and danced with Pink Lady and had a wonderful time. Larry P was there with his crew and had a good time. Christopher was there with his lovely lady and had a good time. If you weren’t there, you missed something and can’t say I didn’t give you a heads up.

Thanks to Kat’s Mom and SuzArt for calling to check on me. Je ne regrette rien.

Unimpeachable

By SCOTT SHANE
Published: February 11, 2006
By The New York Times

WASHINGTON, Feb. 10 — A C.I.A. veteran who oversaw intelligence assessments about the Middle East from 2000 to 2005 on Friday accused the Bush administration of ignoring or distorting the prewar evidence on a broad range of issues related to Iraq in its effort to justify the American invasion of 2003.

Here’s the link to the full story:

X Spy Outs Bush

The stink of Bush’s lies about the so-called War on Terror is even beginning to choke Republicans:

By SHERYL GAY STOLBERG
Published: February 11, 2006
The New York Times

WASHINGTON, Feb. 10 — When Representative Heather A. Wilson broke ranks with President Bush on Tuesday to declare her “serious concerns” about domestic eavesdropping, she gave voice to what some fellow Republicans were thinking, if not saying.

In interviews over several days, Congressional Republicans have expressed growing doubts about the National Security Agency program to intercept international communications inside the United States without court warrants. A growing number of Republicans say the program appears to violate the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, the 1978 law that created a court to oversee such surveillance, and are calling for revamping the FISA law.

Ms. Wilson and at least six other Republican lawmakers are openly skeptical about Mr. Bush’s assertion that he has the inherent authority to order the wiretaps and that Congress gave him the power to do so when it authorized him to use military force after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.

We will hear more about Rep. Wilson, I think. She’s an Air Force Academy grad, a veteran and a former intelligence officer who is in a hot race in a swing district against New Mexico’s sitting attorney general.

Here’s the link to the full story

GOP Rep. Stands Up