Paris Hilton is in jail, likely to do another three weeks on a DUI/driving under suspension rap.  Brittany Spears is in rehab and Mexican TV is showing tape of her with her windblown dress exposing her blue thong undies and a large part of her mother of three ass.  Lindsay Lohan is also in rehab, only weighs 85 pounds and there’s a picture of her cootchie exposed while exiting a Caddy Escalade floating around the net.

By the way, having viewed the exposed genitalia photos of all three women personally, just as my duty as a blogging journalist, let me tell you that all three looked like they’d been pounded like a cheap piece of beef.

Fuck every one of you who expect better of me.

I’ve seen the light.

I’m interested in politics and policy, so I read that stuff.  Well, yesterday there was a fiery exchange between Sen. Leahy and a guy named Bernie Schlotzman, a wingnut US atty.  there was a GOP presidential debate this week in NH.

Who the fuck cares?

Wanna know the bloggy take on this week’s political news?

It’s this:  Does 40 year old former political media consultant Jeri Kehn look too young as U.S. Sen. (R-TN) Fred Dalton Thompson’s trophy wife and should wingnut TV blowhard Joe Scarboro ask “do you think she works the pole?” (and was he talking about exercise routines or being a stripper?).

More serious pundits are perhaps exploring, investigating and having experts minutely examine photos of Hillary Clinton to confirm or deny whether her beauty treatments have been confined to botox or if she’s had a nip or a tuck here and there, as alleged on The Drudge Report. 

Civilization as we once knew it is dead. Buy a gun and take what you want until someone wants what you have and has a bigger gun.

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