IN MEMORIAM

This blog will soon be dead. I’ve decided to stop doing this low-tech crap and move into the 21st Century world of video blogging. It’s so much easier than typing. Besides, only 8 people read this blog because that’s about the total of people in the United States of America who remain literate.

So, dear readers, go to THIS LINK if you wish at all to continue to follow my adventures.

Thanks for the … well, not so much, but goodbye cruel world I’m flouncing out.

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IMAGINE THAT!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Baby boomers, now well into middle age, are still turning on to illegal drugs, doubling the rates of illicit drug use for the older generation, according to U.S. government statistics released on Wednesday.
The rates of people aged 50 to 59 who admit to using illicit drugs in the past year nearly doubled from 5.1 percent in 2002 to 9.4 percent in 2007 while rates among all other age groups are the same or decreasing, the U.S. Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration reported.

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A real “death panel”

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has just written that “mere innocence” is no reason to stop the execution of a man convicted of murder. Really. Here’s the post in “Think Progress”.
I feel quite sure that X-Gov. Palin is going to ride this one into the sunset and tear the old boy a new … what’s that? Oh, nevermind. Conservatives are allowed such things, I guess. Makes me queasy, but I’m just a stupid old librul.

Quote for today

I do not speak of what is ended, chide what is settled or find fault with what is past.

Confucius

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shut up, he explained

MISSED CONNECTION

Are you the woman in the blue Denali with paper tags I followed out of Buy for Less on NW Hiway today about 1:30 p.m.? Blonde? I missed getting a chance to speak to you. I was the guy behind you all the way out to where your vehicle was parked next to my Mid-life Chrysler convertible.

I have a few things I’d like to say to you:

1. Get off the fucking cell phone if you can’t push your grocery cart in a straight enough line for me to get past you.

2. If your fat ass spills over both sides of the driver’s seat in a Denali, it’s a hint that you should back away from the potato chips and frozen pies you loaded into the back of your new gas guzzler.

3. Get off the fucking cell phone when you are driving, especially if you are straddling both fucking lanes of the exit and trying to turn left onto a busy street, you inconsiderate bitch.

4. Please contact me so that I can put out a contract hit on you in order to make the whole world a better place without your stupid, ugly, fat, loud, controlling presence.

5. Quit talking that way to your daughter and get some damn sense. Telling a high school girl she’s a bitch and will never get married because she doesn’t know the whole list of items she needs for school supplies is not right. In addition to being an all around horrible person, you are a lousy parent.