A woman in Florida, accused of using her three small children to help her bag shoplifted items, has been banned from Wal-Mart for life.

Was this supposed to be punishment?

All things considered, seems to me they were doing her a favor.

Maybe that’s just me.

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The other day in conversation, someone (I think MCARP) talked about the real dangers faced by Americans versus the hyped-up dangers of terrorism.  I happened to run across this chart that shows the relative deathly dangers we face.

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Want to know the source of all your troubles and woes?  Gay marriage, of course.  Just watch this music video and you’ll understand.

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A recording of Alan Watts on the music of life.  Try it, Mikey, you’ll like it.

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Not just like an asshole, but a super-duper asshole.  This site collects photos of some of my own pet peeve behavior, bad and inconsiderate car parking.  A non-handicap car taking up not one, but TWO handicap spots, for example.  When I’m the emperor of the world, and of course that’ll happen any day now, it’ll be the death penalty for these super duper assholes.

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Sometimes, Karl Rove gets a bad rap.  Like, when top blogger Atrios names him Wanker of the Day. I have it on good authority that Karl was NOT wanking that day, it’s just that while standing at Walter Reed Hospital, thinking about what it must feel like for President Bush, his near, dear and great friend, to have that long, round object going up past your rectum and just keep going in further and farther and … well it was perfectly innocent that his hand was in his pocket and that he would fondle, uhm, toy with, uhm, play with, hum, ah! RATTLE!  Yeah, rattle his keys.

No, the real wanker of the day was the Dick, who musta been boppin’ the bishop and chokin’ the chicken just about the whole day, what with officially having complete presidential power.  We’re lucky he didn’t pardon Libby, but I’m guessing he didn’t have the time to do both.  I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what GW does in the Oval Office because I’m pretty sure he ain’t getting no BJs from Laura since that tranked up First Lady has already killed one boyfriend that tried to play that.

Oooooh.  All of a sudden, I feel a little greasy.  Slimed.  Like, for a minute there, I turned into one of those anti-Clinton wignuts from 1998.

I hated those guys.

That’s the kind of sliming that Karl Rove does and I absolutely hate that kind of political speech.  It’s precisely why I dislike Rove.  His rhetorical tactics are unfair. 

Or, it could just be hyperbole for the sake of humor.

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It’s not cool for smokers to leave their butts on the beach, but I am not sure THIS is the answer (don’t miss PeeWee’s big butt vid).

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I can’t explain this, you’ll just have to go there.

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Finished it this morning about 8:30 a.m.

Then slept until 4 p.m.

Felt just like when I was 11 and was reading under the covers with a flashlight. 

 Loved it.  Yeah.

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Are these ideas too dangerous to even raise as topics, much less discuss?

Be honest, did just reading some parts make you a little uncomfortable?

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Later …

Here’s another dangerous idea:  men are happier if their wives are smart but women don’t care if their mate is dumb.

Hey, I’m not the Aussie that did the study nor the story, I’m just passing it along.

I’m just saying …

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Still later …

NEWS FLASH: Women lie .

Duh

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So late, it’s early …

An idea out of history — more danger

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OMG, do you know the time?

Cool car, but uncool thoughts?

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So late, I’ve gone wierd …

This bio from the edges of the ‘netverse about a Victorian Englishman who fathered 90 children until he went impotent at age 83 over Hitler’s invasion of Sudatenland and stopped sending the National Socialists any more money.

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