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Bush’s new SCOTUS nominee is a Nazi No Brainer who even the most conservative appeals judges in the country can’t stand because he won’t be reasonable. He will make Scalia and Clarence Thomas look, respectively, like a liberal and a brilliant legal mind. Bend over, friends, and grease up, ’cause you’re about to be fucked and not kissed.
Rove should be fired. It’s not about criminality, it’s about decency and integrity.
Didn’t see anyone or do anything interesting this weekend, I stayed in mostly, trying to appreciate a quiet evening in front of the fireplace with jazz music playing while it was cold, cloudy and windy. Unfortunately, I also pissed away Monday and never got out of the house, not even to go to work. I’m ducking some relatives who want me to do legal work for free. Not my cup of tea, but it’s hard to tell that to family.
I’ve gone from “full flavor” to “lights” and today I started on “ultra lights”, stepping down my nicotine intake. Next stop is to some horrible brand that is more like running into the wind with a funnel in your mouth than really smoking a cigaret. After that, I’ll be on top of the patches, gum, lozenges, ear cuffs, acupuncture, hypnotism, prayer and unbridled aggression. If you see me with a flame thrower in my hands, just step away from the car. Nobody moves and nobody gets hurt.
…parting is such sweet sorrow…
First, I hope that you are able to kick the cig habit. I love you and want to keep you around forever. Lecture over.
Second, American Spirit is supposed to be free of the chemical toxins. I’m sure you know all about those, so I’ll leave it at that.
Third, the country is going to hell in a handbasket, so you may as well just continue smoking until the world nukes us anyway.
Like Nixon, I have a “secret plan” to end my war on my lungs. I’m invading Cambodia. No wait. That WAS Nixon and Vietnam. I’m invading Iraq. No. That’s Bush.
I’m going on a trip out of town sometime between now and Christmas and when I get back, I’ll have three days of non-smoking under my belt. That’s the plan. Claudine bought me the starter patches and some lozenges and I already have the nicorette gum.
Then, I’m going to use crack as a substitute because it will be an easier habit to break than cigarets. Maybe heroin, but I dislike needles. I think smoking opium would be good, but I’m trying not to put such destructive smoke into my lungs. Oh, wait! You have to smoke crack, too. OK. So, I don’t have this part of the plan well worked out yet. Pills and booze? Nope, I don’t drink. OK OK OK, I’ve got it. Huffing gold spray paint and thinners and glue. Nope, that’s still the lungs. Damn. OK, I’ll work on this part and you just pray. I’m thinking a miracle is just about my only hope, but, I’ve seen miracles in my own life so there’s still a chance.
Love you, dear.
Dad
L O L !