The Tennessee school shooting is merely a Bush-Rove ploy to take our minds off the real news of the day: 2 Carolina Panther Topcat cheerleaders caught doing hot girl on girl sex in Tampa Bay nightclub bathroom and are arrested in ensuing brawl. THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Yeah. Cheerleader sex scandal with one blonde and the other a brunette. YIKES! Let’s see THAT film at 11! Owwwwwhhhhhhoooooooooooo!!!

boys can be just SO Beavis and Butthead, can’t they?

I’m telling you guys: hormonal shitstorm. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Will ALL the voices in my head PLEASE shut the fuck UP?!? I can’t think with all you talking at once. Where are those meds? FUCK! I’m still typing. SHUT UP!

Children with guns killing adults. Paris is burning. I’m scared.