Everyone who writes gets some rejection slips.  Here are some children’s stories I wrote that were rejected by Golden Books Publishers. 

1.  You Are Different And That’s Bad.

2.  The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3.  Dad’s New Wife Robert

4.  Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5.  Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

6.  All Cats Go to Hell

7.  The Little Sissy Who Snitched

8.  Some Kittens Can Fly

9.  That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption

10.  The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Fridge

11.  Strangers Have the Best Candy

12.  You Were an Accident

13.  Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

14.  Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Microwave Games

15.  The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

16.  Your Nightmares are REAL

17.  Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

18.  Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electric Outlet Be Friends?

And, the one I can’t understand for the life of me WHY WHY WHY they rejected:

19.  Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

I’m not discouraged.  I’m working on the next one:

A Skyrocket for Baby Sister’s HooHah