My libido is down around my net worth, some astronomical negative figure that I don’t want to know.
I’m doing home improvement projects today.
I paid bills this morning.
I went to f’n HOME DEPOT today!
Who is this man who has occupied my body?
don’t have a date tonight and don’t want one.
not sure I even want to leave the house.
the dishes are washing and so are the clothes.
I fixed my own food in my own kitchen.
Who is this man who has occupied my body?
I don’t feel like writing or painting.
I’m thinking about a case I’m working on at the office.
It’s about a house that flooded.
I’ve never even met the client, I’m just doing a favor for another lawyer, taking the case to trial later this summer.
The top is up on the new car.
Who is this man who has occupied my body?
I noticed that I stopped eating red meat about a week ago.
It’s been mostly cold salads lately.
I’ve secretly been exercising — walking around the block and doing situps in my bedroom.
I’m prepping for a colonoscopy on the 27th and otherwise taking care of my health.
Who is this man who has occupied my body?
He wants serenity and security and solitude.
WTF???
“I’m prepping for a colonoscopy…”
Yeah?
How does one do that? Practice puckering up? Flinching? What?
Actually, I’ve had one of these before. No problem. And, like me, you might fall in love with your ass tech, who knows?
Hey, wait. ASS TECH. That’s phonetically close to “Aztec.” Perhaps I could figure out a clever play on words, by substituting one for the other.
Or smoke more weed. Yeah, that.
I think you may be about to start your period. I can’t say for sure, just speaking from my own experience.