I’m really having a hard time making up my mind for whom to vote.
Today, I got a “drop piece” placed on my front door by a Republican named Dave Mehlhaff who is running for County Commissioner in District 1 against Democrat Jim Roth.
Here’s a quote from the campaign literature:
Although they are “out” and exercise their right to participate in the Gay Pride Parade each year, the Sodomites prefer to tip-toe through the Oklahoma County neighborhoods not exploiting their “pride” but preferring to focus on the issues. The truth is, they portray a victim mentality until they mete (sic) up success (as they define it) and then they pound their Sodomite drums with “pride”. You cant’ (sic) have it both ways. Either you’re “out” and proud of it or you’re “in” and focus on the issues.
So, what do you think, kids? Vote for the Sodomite or the idiot?
It is written in the Bibble that “The Sodomite shall lie down with the idiot; but the idiot won’t get much sleep.”
So my vote is that the Sodomite introduce the idiot to the way of life the idiot secretly, uh, LONGS for. All this talk about being OUT and IN, IN and OUT. Shit, you don’t need to be Freud to read this one pretty clearly.
Greetings from Vienna, a Midget-Free Zone.