“W” has become a political Rodney Dangerfield.  He gets no respect.  I mean, one day you’re the virtual dictator of the most powerful empire on earth and you lose one lousy election out of six and they’re kickin’ dust in your face at the beach, like you’re some sissy boy.

Think I’m kiddin’?

On their way back from their Asia trip, the President stops in Hawaii.  The acting director of the White House Travel Office gets beaten senseless outside a Waikiki nightclub and his money, passport and satellite phone are stolen.

Meanwhile, the twins, Barbara and Jenna Bush, are vacationing in Buenas Aires.  Jenna’s purse and cellphone get snatched while she’s in a nightclub and the Secret Service agents don’t have a clue, didn’t see a thing.  Possibly they were worried about one of their colleagues, an agent who got clubbed and robbed on his day off while they were there for the girls’ 2 week vacation.

Nobody loves you when you’re down and out.