I have a sinus infection and bronchitis.
I have another large medical expense deduction for this year’s taxes.
Dr. Feelgood says I will stop smoking NOW or spend the rest of my life with an oxygen tank strapped to my back. He says oxygen tanks are not sexy and I will never again get laid. Why didn’t nobody ‘splain it to me like that before? I thought I smoked BECAUSE it was sexy. That’s what all the commercials on TV said back when I started at age 15.
I am a sad man with stopped up ears, a running/stuffy nose and a hacking cough.
whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune …
If you need any advice on that stop smoking thing, a week from today will be two years since I quit tearing the filters off and lighting them up. I find really violent, hardcore rap music helps a lot.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.