Nina, who can’t figure out how to comment on this blog, fusses at me on her blog, Flibbertigibbet! here.

Just doing rough figuring, a boob job costs about $3,500, liposuction about $2000 and a tummy tuck about another $3,000.  Prolly take about a year to have the surgeries and heal up.  So, 10K and a year and presto! Playboy bunny.

Cost of a goofball becoming intellectually honest and emotionally available?  Priceless.  That service is not available.  Not for any price and not within any reasonable time limit.  If we could flip a switch and become a “grownup”, we’d a done it a long time ago.  If hearing a woman’s voice cavill could make us grow up, we’d have left high school, or at least our first marriage, grown up.  We didn’t.  We’re goofballs.

At least when goofballs set standards, it’s possible in the real world to meet the standard.