Just going to dash off a few words before I go to the showers to try and get this slimed green off me.

Now that Gore’s got the Oscar and a Nobel Peace nomination, can the presidential ambitions be far behind?

Just when I thought I was going to be overwhelmed by the sheer diversity of it all, I barely saved myself from a solo and a cappello version of kumbawyah when I noted — Oh My God, Ms. Etheridge, you sure did let that caboose go the last few million calories, didn’t you?

You can call me names til the cows come home, but I think that Beyonce girl is FINE!!!

Diane Keaton sure looks better than Jack Nicholson.

Who died and honorary Oscar.  Who cares and pass the hooka.

I’ll never forgive those assholes for ripping off Spike Jones, Denzil Washington and Malcom X.