The state of Israel has ordered one of its ambassadors to return home from Central America after he was found naked except for BD/SM bondage equipment. He was unable to identify himself to local authorities at first because of a ball gag.
Read the full BBC story here.

Fuckin’ naked diplomats, with their bondage parties ‘n their gag balls, and everything…
What do you want to bet he didn’t use lard as a butt-lube, hmmmmmmmm?
If you don’t think the Smalls are behind this, you’re fooling yourself.