Future News

So you think you’re having a bad day?

How’d you like to be Karl Rove and/or the White House press office?

The FBI announced a documents raid Friday on the home of Calif. GOP congressman John Doolittle (on the 65th anniversary of the Doolittle — no relation — raid on Tokyo in WWII) looking for evidence connecting him and his wife to uberlobbyist Jack Abrahmoffl.

Meanwhile, AG Al Gonzo Gonzalez is heading up to The Hill for his newest dose of humiliation and exposure.

Maybe gun control and abortion will take center stage instead for today’s news cycles, but the corruption and partisan gaming of the system is a story with legs that will go on for two more years.

And, say goodbye to Gonzo.  He’s toast.  Wolfowitz at World Bank is toast.  Doolittle is toast.  But the Supreme Court is a lifetime.  Fuckers.