Well, it’s reported that Paris will appear first on Larry King, but only after ABC and NBC backed out in embarassment over the disclosure of offers to pay the Hilton family a million for the exclusive rights to be the breathless ones who find out what the heiress thought of jail.

I’m not too worried about her, though, because she’s got some real entreprenurial ideas coming out of custody in her attempt to integrate into the non-criminal society.

John X turned me on to RedStateUpdate (thanks!), where I learned what Jackie and Dunlap think about the focus on news about Paris.

Had big fun Saturday night with baby sis. 

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