Andy Sullivan at Daily Dish is collecting them:
Why do women hate to date Republicans?
They always SAY they’re going to pull out, but they never do and when it’s a disaster, they refuse to have a Plan B.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Republicans don’t bother with new light bulbs, they declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire.
How many Repubs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Repubs only screw in brothels, not in the light
How many Repubs … ?
None. The socket welcomes the lightbulb with flowers and chocolates in their world.
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