The returns have now been made official.
My lying, cheating, stealing, low-down, no-good, so-called “friends” slashed and burned my retirement savings for another $6.00 last night at what was laughingly called “poker”, but what in reality was a “demean and punish” Blogblah night.
Oh, and happy birthday Hitler and Suzanne, your Oklahoma surrogate.
“Bitter”?
Hell yes I’m bitter.
I’m clinging to my belief in God in hopes that all of them will be punished in the hereafter.
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They better hope I don’t also cling to my guns.
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They better hope I don’t go all McCain on them and really get angry.
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Hey, you kids! Get off my damn lawn!
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I think I just pooped in my pants.
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Holy Mother of God! That $6 you gambled away is my children’s inheritance! And WTF are these “friends” of yours doing swindling you like that? Clearly, they have taken advantage of your senility. Blogblah II.