Sometime between Saturday, when he had nothing to report, and Tuesday, MCARP says on his 3:40 a.m. up again in the middle of the night blog that he got a little drunk and that he bought a new iPhone with bells and whistles. One wonders if one caused the other, but it really doesn’t say. Either or both seem to be preceded by a frustrating visit to a political discussion board, but I’m trying to remember that mere chronicity doesn’t guarantee causation.

Over on Flibbertigibbit, Nina falls in love with men who open doors, but doesn’t have time to buy her mother a birthday present because she’s too busy not having a boyfriend, as she tells her sister. Look, I can’t explain it and I don’t pretend to understand it, it’s just Nina and that’s the way she is.

On Karmic Ironies, Jaz is doing poster designs for some reason but maybe MCARP the graphic designer and Photoshop expert can tell you more about it than I can. Jaz hasn’t posted since the 10th of this month and I’m getting tired of reading the same posts day after day since I don’t understand them anyway.

Suddenly, tuesday night, the elliptical KO on longrydehome is getting attention from men when she’s awakened from her dreamlike state. She’s blonde, she’s beautiful, she’s extraordinarily talented and she’s all over the map, so if you understand what the hell it is she’s trying to say with only ellipses as punctuation, you’ll understand her conversation as well. (If you DO understand what she’s saying, please give me a call and explain it. I’ve known her 15 years or so and I mostly nod my head and smile.)

My sister at MindOverMary is, like me, slogging through this election. Guess what? She doesn’t like racism and sleaze. Who coulda guessed? She and I would like to work on our mother on this political season’s choices, but we both decided to just not talk to her about it any more since we weren’t getting anywhere but angry.

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