UPDATE:

TV Network Founder Beheads Wife?

And you think your divorce was bitter? This guy founded a Muslim television network to bridge cultural gaps for Muslims in the United States. He called police to tell them where the body was: at the office. I find this kind of Sharia culture attitude towards women offensive from my cultural perspective. In fact, I find it mind-boggling. So much for steak and blowjob day for you, mister.

SMOKE ‘EM IF YA GOT ‘EM
My packs of Winston cigarets FORMERLY said “no additives”. It doesn’t say that any more. Neither do other cigarets, like American Spirits. The government made them put chemicals in my smokes. Yeah, that’s right. The government made them put chemicals in my cigarets. So the cigarets will go out. If you don’t keep puffing on them until the end, they just go out and you have this half a cigaret roach stub sitting in the ashtray. It’s so the old duffers like me don’t go to sleep with a cigaret in our hand and burn up the house. Meanwhile, zillions of us who will never burn down any house or bed have been forced to consume additional potential carcinogens and pathogens on top of the already risky product we consume. The Nanny State gone wild! Almost enough to make me a libertarian. Oh, and the tax on each pack increased just in time for the Great Depression. What the hell are we supposed to do for our noir films about this era if everyone stops puffing? Can you even imagine a Beat Generation without cigarets, even if a lot of them actually were clove? If they want millions of us to give up our ciggies, they better legalize pot first. Just sayin’.

SINATRA SPEAKS!
OMG, Muffy, the house smells so bad I can’t stay inside most of the time. My human has this little fire he carries in his mouth and it leaves stink everywhere he goes. It scares me when he coughs because who will feed me if he croaks? I guess I can always eat his face and that’ll get me through a little while, but after that? Can you imagine a cat dumb enough to carry a smoking fire in their mouth that makes them cough every morning and night? We are so obviously superior beings to the humans.
More proof that cats rule the world.

GROWNUPS BEHAVING BADLY

In this YouTube hit video, a Chinese woman throws a hissy fit when she misses her flight out of Hong Kong airport. The kicker: it worked! She got a free flight to Los Angeles.

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY

Historian rank presidents; W = 36/42

Bashing the Arts via Stimulus Bill

TODAY’S THOUGHT

Blogblah says: Never turn down an opportunity to be kind.