OK, what is it, God? The battery on my laptop ran out. The battery on my phone ran out. I just had to get a jump for the car because the battery was too low to start the engine. Is it just me, God? What have you got against batteries?
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P.S. Making the hot water heater pilot go out before I could shower is cold blooded, God. What have I done to piss you off now?