Silly man wants me to do his work. What’s the problem? Food bowl full and white bowl has lid up so there’s water. No problem. Sun comes up, moon comes out. No problem. Birds in trees, squirrel runs on fencetop, cool under bush where no one sees me. No problem. Want problem? Scratch my ears. Now stroke my belly. This means scratch my chin. Smooth my fur along back. Problem fixed. Let’s take a nap.
Sinatra