Dear God, No More Snow. This is John

It’s snowing again today.
Please make it go away.
Life doesn’t seem worth living.
I’ve grown listless.
The laundry piles up.
The dirty dishes pile up.
I need a shower and my pajamas stink.
I’ve eaten about three pounds of bad chocolate.
The cat keeps screaming to get OUT but when I open the door, he just runs away.
We’ve done this six million times.
Really. Six effing million.
The sun will never shine again.
Life just isn’t worth it.
I’ve watched all 400 of my DVDs. In alphabetical order.
It’s Friday night and I plan to get a little pussy. And strangle him.
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