THINGS STRESSED WOMEN SAY AT WORK
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> >>1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
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> >>2. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
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> >>3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
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> >>4. Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
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> >>5. Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
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> >>6. Do I look like a people person?
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> >>7. This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
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> >>8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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> >>9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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> >>10. Why don’t you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
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> >>senseless acts of self-control?
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> >>11. I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
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> >>12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
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> >>13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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> >>14. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
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> >>15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t
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> >>gone to sleep yet.
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> >>16. Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
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> >>17. Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
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> >>18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
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> >>19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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> >>20. Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
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> >>21. Chaos, panic and disorder … my work here is done.
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> >>22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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> >>23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
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> >>24. Earth is full. Go home.
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> >>25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
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> >>26. I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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> >>27. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
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> >>28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
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> >>29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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