As a benign and wise Emperor, it’s rare that I interfere in your lives and that is how it should be. However, I would not be a good shepherd of my empire if I did not, on a proper occasion, take care to act in a manner best benefitting my people.
Being advised well by highest counsel and aware of all necessary facts, I hereby ORDER, ADJUDGE AND DECREE that the person formerly known as DZaster upon this sacred internet blogosphere shall hereafter be known by the nome d’plume “Little Miss Sunshine” for her consistently optimistic view of the world and mankind.
Let it be written, let it be done.
Have you ever met my friend, Mr. Dover? Benjamin is a great guy. You would like Ben Dover. –LMS
It’s good to be king, as Mel Brooks famously observed. It means you don’t have to pander to the mob.
Are you now going to ask me about William Fold?
Well, it’s you, girl, and you should know it,
With each glance and every little movement you show it…
Ha! I would love a world where you were king! I have a feeling you would decree that clothes would be free (or wait, maybe optional) and I can dig some of that! I have no idea who Little Miss Sunshine (formerly dubbed dzaster) is (although she commented on my blog once and I lover her for that!), but congratulations to her on her new pseudonym!
And LMS, if you don’t like your name, start a rebellion. I’ll be on your side because I’m mad that new clothes aren’t free and John R Long got my hopes up.