Flibbertigibbet! has a statistical question and I’m always willing to try to be helpful.
Population of Oklahoma City 640,000
Males 300,000
Straight 270,000
Age > 35 and < 65 100,000
Unmarried 40,000
Above Poverty 30,000
Some College 10,000
Males < morbidly obese 7,500
No gross mental, phys. defect 6,000
Live in NW OKC 2,000
Already involved with the woman who will make them commitment phobic when they meet Flibbertigibbet and/or living with Mom
200
Men she's dated, dumped or divorced
50
Men looking for someone younger or with bigger tits or just clueless
1
Oddly, you will meet and fall in love with the heir of the Fahrquar Humate Co. fortune. Who woulda guessed?
You're welcome.
How about including boys as young as 25? If men don’t grow up only grow older, why not a younger one?
What about Demi and Ashton?
Why stop at 25? Start hanging out at schoolyards looking for disaffected 16 year olds. WARNING: Piercings may be hazardous.
(Isn’t Ashton K. uh like uhm the ultimate goofball?)