Jhon is being lazy again.  My litterbox is filthy and he seems very unimpressed.  Doesn’t he know how important this is? 

On the good side, there is many good smells from the garbage. 

I found a cricket in the garage and brought it inside for jhon.  he let me play with it in the living room until it wouldn’t jump anymore.  Lazy cricket.

A man I never smelled before came to visit.  He looked and sounded and moved like jhon.  he used the name “jack”.  they stayed up way too late talking and I went to sleep.  they weren’t petting me or doing anything else important.  then, they slept until after the sun was up.  lazy jhon.  lazy jack.

today, jhon only drank one mug of goodsmells brown water before leaving.  I showed my belly many times and he didn’t stroke it.  Lazy jhon.

I shall register an official protest regarding the imperfections of the world.

Sinatra I, ex Imperium, tamer of fluttering flying things, small jumping things and killer of furry things.