I hereby announce my intention to run for Congress in the 5th District of Oklahoma as an independent.

A lifelong Democrat, I cannot run as a nominee of my party because I believe the two party political system is broken and that members of the two parties will never fix the problems.

I will run on an anti-torture, pro-civil liberties, restoration of habeas corpus platform.

Please send $2 million (cash, if possible) at your earliest convenience because it will take that much money to tell my fellow citizens that it costs too much to run for office.

Or, maybe I’ll just bitch on my blog.

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