I had a pretty good day today. I went to Barnes and Noble, Borders and Books-a-Million and cut a few random pages out of the last chapter of a few mystery novels, then I went to Homeland and WalMart and filled up my cart with groceries and left the carts mid-aisle and then I went to Paseo and poured a bottle of Ozarka water into the tanks of a few beat up old POS cars.

Hope you guess my name.