David Sedaris on smoking in New Yorker.
Please, kids, don’t smoke. It’s the worst decision of my life that I make 40 times a day. Every week, I have to wipe the haze of soot and bits of sputum off my laptop screen. It’s a nasty, smelly, trashy habit that kills me by the millimeter.
And, God, I love it so.
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