In the immortal words of Shep Smith, “I don’t give a rat’s ass. This is AMERICA! We don’t fucking torture.”

FROM THE ‘YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP’ DEPT:

Los Angeles Times – ‎Fox Broadcasting is taking a pass on President Obama’s Wednesday news conference, opting instead to run a new episode of its crime drama “Lie to Me”.

So, which is it? A press conference, Lie to Me, all same same, right?

Fox is SO fair and balanced.