eye c u twitchn n tha woody/spikey/tall thing outside.

u chase each otha cuz u wants me to b chazn you.

u taunt me.

now tuxedo is here, not as good a cat as me, n he gets the fun.

eye will register an official protest with Godjhon.

jhon sez tuxedo, the pine, the squirrels and ME(?) are all one thing.

2 him, maybe. 

not to the Imperium ex Sinatra, scourge of small fluttery things and killer of furry things. 

I know jhon just doesn’t want to open the door.

I will register another official complaint about the imperfection of the universe jhon created.

His Imperial Highness, Sinatra I.